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Ice Water Thermodynamic
Caloric Deficit Analysis

Document ID: WAFFOES-H2O-NEG-CAL-2026  ·  Clearance: Nugget Ice Protocol

Total Negative Caloric Value

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Kilocalories per Pint

Component Breakdown

Thermogenic Heating-8.6 kcal
Nugget Effect™-2.3 kcal
Mineral Absorption-1.2 kcal
GI Motility-3.1 kcal
ΔE = m × c × ΔT × η

Where: m = 473.176g  |  c = 1 cal/g°C  |  ΔT = 37°C  |  η = 0.89

Total: -15.2 kcal ± 0.7 kcal (95% CI)

This document contains theoretical calculations for entertainment purposes.